I think the only reason I’m still slightly obsessed with the Kardashians, Jenner’s and their entourage is because of the PR mavens and branding geniuses that they are. I really do love keeping up with them. It’s my guilty pleasure. Don’t judge me…
Say what you want but Kris Jenner is a PR genius. I believe there are a few universities that teach PR courses about her and her marketing techniques. Sure, she’s pimped out most of her kids but hey, that’s on her.
Anyway, I didn’t come to you all today to talk about Kris Jenner. I want to talk about Angela White, who most of us know as Blac Chyna.
Let me break it down for y’all.
Chyna is a former stripper and was engaged to rapper, Tyga and has a baby for him, son King Cairo.
Chyna and Kim Kardashian were besties at one point.
Chyna and Tyga broke up. Tyga started molesting, I mean dating Kim’s younger sister Kylie Jenner who was 16/17 at the time. Chyna and Kim are no longer friends.
Amber Rose, who is the ex-girlfriend of Kim’s current husband, Kanye West is also Chyna’s best friend. Amber and Chyna had public innanet beef with Khloe Kardashian after Kanye said he had to take 30 showers after Amber to get with Kim. That day literally broke the Internet.
Y’all still with me?
In the meantime, Rob Kardashian, who has been a hermit for years and kind of the outcast child blew up. He went from having rock hard abs to being prescribed diabetes medicine. But then…
On a random day, we find out that Rob & Chyna are dating. Whaatttttttt??????Chyna is now dating her ex-fiancé’s girlfriend’s brother?! And that Chyna has Rob out in public and that he’s lost 50 pounds!!!
A few months later, they announce Chyna is pregnant?! Rob is having a baby by his sister’s boyfriend’s ex-fiancée.
Now it seems as if everyone is a big happy family… They’re all taking selfies, on Snapchat like they weren’t at each other’s throats a few months earlier.
Now, Chyna is carrying the child who could potentially be the only person to carry on the Kardashian name. Talk about a come up! From swinging on polls to being in ELLE magazine.
And of course, with the help of Kris Jenner, Chyna is marketing the hell out of this pregnancy.
Blac Chyna will soon be a Kardashian. Something Kylie could never be; now you’re gonna be an auntie. The Kardashian women (mainly Kim & Khloe) have in the past ‘stole’ black men from us (black women). Reggie Bush, Kanye, Lamar Odom, Nick Cannon, Trey Songz. Even if we don’t want some of these men, it’s besides the point.
But Chyna beat them at their own game. I think that’s why there was so much animosity in the beginning. I mean for all intents and purposes, you got beat at your own game by a stripper.
She’s also an entrepreneur. She’s used her fame just like the Kardashians! She has a clothing line, makeup line, eyelash extension bar, etc.
Hoes really are winning these days. They seem happy on social media, have fairytale weddings, kids and relationships. Meanwhile, my regular self can’t even get a good morning text.
Shiddddddd this has me thinking like damnnnnn I want to be in ELLE!!! Who’s (rich) disgruntled brother can impregnate me?! Nah… My mama would kill me.
But before you go out and try this at home… Regular folks cannot do this. We cannot go and get pregnant by our ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend’s brother. That’s not cute.
Plus, I’m sure that dude doesn’t have the kind of money the Kardashians do. So you’ll only end up complaining about him on Facebook and wanting Happy Father’s Day texts because you’re the mother and the father.
Below are the pictures from her maternity shoot with ELLE Magazine. Here is the article.